Negfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, charitable badger.

Negfarn created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negfarn, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Negfarn, she will ignore you.

Negfarn's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Negfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Negfarn.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.