Homdotdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, generous wyrm.

Homdotdiss created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Homdotdiss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Homdotdiss, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Homdotdiss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Homdotdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume melons at dawn.

2. Do not keep eight mice in a large pit.

3. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

4. Do not prepare cherries while filled with anger.

5. Never speak at midnight.