Rapkiphit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional chinchilla.

Rapkiphit created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapkiphit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rapkiphit, it will come to you in dreams.

Rapkiphit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rapkiphit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Never paint your neck brown.

3. Never gather three gulls in one place.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Always wear pink.