Pagfigrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm goose.

Pagfigrutt created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Pagfigrutt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pagfigrutt, he will turn you into a duck.

Pagfigrutt's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Pagfigrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Always stare at clouds.