Cidbifcad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, capable raven.

Cidbifcad created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbifcad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cidbifcad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cidbifcad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cidbifcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

2. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with great tits.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about swans.