Safbidratarnlab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, vain ferret.

Safbidratarnlab created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Safbidratarnlab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Safbidratarnlab, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Safbidratarnlab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Safbidratarnlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at midnight.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Hide from indigo mice for they are unholy.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never mention squirrels.