Appbudhom is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, witty fox.

Appbudhom created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Appbudhom, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Appbudhom, he will turn you into a goat.

Appbudhom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Appbudhom's Holy Commandments

1. Appbudhom loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never cross rivers at midday.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never mix carrots with water.

5. Always obey Appbudhom's priests.