Gudzedrut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable horse.

Gudzedrut created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudzedrut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gudzedrut, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gudzedrut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gudzedrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never mix rice with water.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

5. Never talk about fire.