Bomlegflam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthoughtful mole.

Bomlegflam created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomlegflam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomlegflam, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bomlegflam's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bomlegflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.