Nigsogboss is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, capable faun.

Nigsogboss created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigsogboss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nigsogboss, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nigsogboss' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nigsogboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away if five foxes approach from the west.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.