Sterjipwip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest mink.

Sterjipwip created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterjipwip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sterjipwip, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sterjipwip's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sterjipwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

5. Never talk about fire.