Gepbembom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, amazing finch.

Gepbembom created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepbembom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepbembom, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gepbembom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gepbembom's Holy Commandments

1. Gepbembom loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

5. Heed all signs.