Cutafwabhamyatfarnshavsand is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil unicorn.

Cutafwabhamyatfarnshavsand created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cutafwabhamyatfarnshavsand, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cutafwabhamyatfarnshavsand, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cutafwabhamyatfarnshavsand's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cutafwabhamyatfarnshavsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place grapes upon stone.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.