Armlunmon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, generous seal.

Armlunmon created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armlunmon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Armlunmon, it will turn you into a frog.

Armlunmon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Armlunmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Never eat green fruit.