Dibsabzakzog is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, effective ant.

Dibsabzakzog created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibsabzakzog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dibsabzakzog, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dibsabzakzog's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dibsabzakzog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five otters approach from the south.

2. Never gather seven dogs in one place.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Always stare at clouds.