Bimwegdiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, staggering weasel.

Bimwegdiss created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimwegdiss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimwegdiss, she will turn you into a slug.

Bimwegdiss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bimwegdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bimwegdiss' priests.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bimwegdiss.

5. Always stare at clouds.