Sabkinfem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, contented goose.

Sabkinfem created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabkinfem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sabkinfem, she will send you a sign.

Sabkinfem's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sabkinfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed lots of apples to hamsters while wearing orange kilts.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Do not record signs concerning dwarf planets.