Meggenfit is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unfair fairy.

Meggenfit created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meggenfit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Meggenfit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Meggenfit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Meggenfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.