Megsakxin Pitripkon Higpigomt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, compassionate seal.

Megsakxin Pitripkon Higpigomt created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Megsakxin Pitripkon Higpigomt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Megsakxin Pitripkon Higpigomt, he will make you grow a tail.

Megsakxin Pitripkon Higpigomt's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Megsakxin Pitripkon Higpigomt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three eagles approach from the north.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide from red cats for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.