Sandgudpom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered dingo.

Sandgudpom created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Sandgudpom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sandgudpom, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sandgudpom's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sandgudpom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sandgudpom.

2. Hide from gray voles for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.