Lanhudkip Narsterpang Gedrowman is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking jaguar.

Lanhudkip Narsterpang Gedrowman created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanhudkip Narsterpang Gedrowman, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lanhudkip Narsterpang Gedrowman, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lanhudkip Narsterpang Gedrowman's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lanhudkip Narsterpang Gedrowman's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Lanhudkip Narsterpang Gedrowman on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not eat peanuts.