Fumhimlam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, competent wren.

Fumhimlam created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumhimlam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fumhimlam, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fumhimlam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fumhimlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Never paint your feet fawn.