Busflyfon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient wyvern.

Busflyfon created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busflyfon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Busflyfon, it will destroy your home planet.

Busflyfon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Busflyfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lemons while filled with anger.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Never think about optics.