Fitdudloppag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited chinchilla.

Fitdudloppag created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitdudloppag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fitdudloppag, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fitdudloppag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fitdudloppag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not prepare melons while wearing kilts.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Remain standing during prayer.