Vonnulgab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest sheep.

Vonnulgab created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonnulgab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vonnulgab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vonnulgab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vonnulgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Never wear mauve tights.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Never cross forests at midnight.

5. Do not listen to music.