Fosston Figlidvon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, grumpy cobra.

Fosston Figlidvon created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosston Figlidvon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fosston Figlidvon, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fosston Figlidvon's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fosston Figlidvon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never travel toward the west during spring.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.

5. Always take life seriously.