Pinmabfut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing goose.

Pinmabfut created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinmabfut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinmabfut, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pinmabfut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pinmabfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle lead while unclean.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.