Febrottail is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish skunk.

Febrottail created life four years ago.

If you believe in Febrottail, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Febrottail, he will think nothing of it.

Febrottail's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Febrottail's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

2. Never wear violet tights.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Do not keep four geese in a large pit.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.