Rilstip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured snake.

Rilstip created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilstip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rilstip, he will cry a lot.

Rilstip's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rilstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rilstip's name in vain.

2. Hide if six cats approach from the north.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Do not covet oxen.