Gomwodsafnarlflapfassandpad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, passionate snake.

Gomwodsafnarlflapfassandpad created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomwodsafnarlflapfassandpad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gomwodsafnarlflapfassandpad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gomwodsafnarlflapfassandpad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gomwodsafnarlflapfassandpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing black dresses.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Never mark doors with yellow.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.