Bepzakgep is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust hare.

Bepzakgep created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepzakgep, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bepzakgep, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bepzakgep's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bepzakgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.