Dagflatpark is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying dragon.

Dagflatpark created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagflatpark, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dagflatpark, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dagflatpark's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dagflatpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Do not resist chaos.