Zogmilpodxentettikopbap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong centaur.

Zogmilpodxentettikopbap created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogmilpodxentettikopbap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogmilpodxentettikopbap, she will turn you into a snail.

Zogmilpodxentettikopbap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Zogmilpodxentettikopbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Never wear orange coats on sacred days.

5. Do not cook food in pots.