Baggomrip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured human.

Baggomrip created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Baggomrip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Baggomrip, it will turn you into a tree.

Baggomrip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Baggomrip's Holy Commandments

1. Baggomrip loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.