Ligyamkan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical snail.

Ligyamkan created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligyamkan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ligyamkan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ligyamkan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ligyamkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Do not sprint at rivers.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never mix grapes with oil.