Labvonbess is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, flying coyote.

Labvonbess created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Labvonbess, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Labvonbess, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Labvonbess' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Labvonbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never paint your hands violet.

4. Never wear cyan shirts.

5. Run away if four gulls approach from the west.