Disstiklarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy parrot.

Disstiklarn created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disstiklarn, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Disstiklarn, it will have a low opinion of you.

Disstiklarn's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Disstiklarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing mauve coats and balancing four aluminium spheres on your back.

3. Never approach forests carrying wood.

4. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.