Loptamcut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring coyote.

Loptamcut created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Loptamcut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Loptamcut, she will come to you in dreams.

Loptamcut's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Loptamcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat bark.