Bidpitdog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish yak.

Bidpitdog created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bidpitdog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bidpitdog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bidpitdog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bidpitdog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never sit in the presence of elders.

3. You must love Bidpitdog.

4. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

5. Never hop in summer.