Dot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, able tortoise.

Dot created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dot, he will turn you into a goat.

Dot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never stain your legs with yellow.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near great tits while wearing brown ear rings and balancing eight tin spheres on your face.