Linfedtomdun Megcetpark is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced gerbil.

Linfedtomdun Megcetpark created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Linfedtomdun Megcetpark, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Linfedtomdun Megcetpark, it will turn you into a slug.

Linfedtomdun Megcetpark's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Linfedtomdun Megcetpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.