Dodnanpang is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able hamster.

Dodnanpang created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dodnanpang, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dodnanpang, he will manifest in front of you.

Dodnanpang's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dodnanpang's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear orange corsets on sacred days.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.