Quimapp is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome mongoose.

Quimapp created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quimapp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quimapp, it will not care.

Quimapp's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Quimapp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quimapp.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Quimapp.

5. Do not speak about garlic.