Kabflancitditgidkadbum is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-knowing jellyfish.

Kabflancitditgidkadbum created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabflancitditgidkadbum, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kabflancitditgidkadbum, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kabflancitditgidkadbum's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kabflancitditgidkadbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kabflancitditgidkadbum.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Do not fashion tools from silicon.