Mutlitbud Cabvensaw is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless gerbil.

Mutlitbud Cabvensaw created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutlitbud Cabvensaw, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mutlitbud Cabvensaw, it will turn you into a plant.

Mutlitbud Cabvensaw's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Mutlitbud Cabvensaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Do not take Mutlitbud Cabvensaw's name in vain.

4. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with anger.

5. Mutlitbud Cabvensaw loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.