Kincamquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, slow hedgehog.

Kincamquaf created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kincamquaf, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kincamquaf, it will be very sad.

Kincamquaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kincamquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Kincamquaf loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kincamquaf.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.