Pignegflab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid wyvern.

Pignegflab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pignegflab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pignegflab, it will cry a lot.

Pignegflab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pignegflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never gather nine rats in one place.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never stain your arms with black.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.