Wigbamtof is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish toad.

Wigbamtof created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigbamtof, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigbamtof, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wigbamtof's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wigbamtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven great tits in a large pit.

2. Always obey Wigbamtof's priests.

3. Do not record signs concerning stars.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Do not eat turnips.