Stragnartzan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, charitable fox.

Stragnartzan created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragnartzan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stragnartzan, she will destroy your home planet.

Stragnartzan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Stragnartzan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Never leap in summer.

5. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.