Govsagced is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, moody tortoise.

Govsagced created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govsagced, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Govsagced, she will turn you into a tree.

Govsagced's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Govsagced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Never gather eight swans near bridges.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never leap in the presence of elders.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.